|Finally had no problems|
with the rings
(1) Thou shall respect the power of neoprene
If you took a look at the pics of the starting line this year, it's clear that everyone obeyed this one: aside from a few weirdos in speedos (several of whom I saw in the med tent being treated for hypothermia later), we all waddled to the starting line in our wetsuits.
|Drier, warmer times|
I threw on the 3mm vest/hood combo and 3mm gloves the 4th lap, and then added the 3mm long john and a 5mm hood from laps 5 onward (though I delayered again the last lap, stripping the last hood). Surprisingly, I never put on neoprene socks for three reasons: (1) my feet had started to swell so much I don't think the neoprene could have fit in the shoes; (2) my feet actually stayed pretty warm with the injinji/smart wool combo; and (3) I NEVER HAD TIME. Being chased sucks.
Most other racers had similar strategies. Coupled with warmer temps, this meant I saw relatively few people shivering in the med tents. Personally, my hands only really got cold at a few points in the early morning hours, and my core never got cold. No uncontrollable shivering, no loss of feeling in the hands.
Neoprene for the win. But it's not attractive--ohmygod it's not attractive. TMHQ, let's have a warm weather WTM next year--fit shirtless men and women in sports bras and booty shorts? Marketing dream.
(2) Thou shall dry off completely between laps
Yeah...this didn't happen at all. In fact, I never changed out of my original socks or tights, and only took off my shoes once to scoop out the dirt that had caked in the end. Would I have liked to dry off? Yes. But once again, no time. The longest I pitted for was perhaps 25 minutes, in which I mixed up some hot chocolate and hid from the camera crews while stuffing peanut butter and pretzels, Snickers, and Ensure in my mouth.
(3) Thou shall know the beauty of aid stations
True, but yet again, no time. This year, there was no hot jello (thank you), and while there was hot broth, TM volunteers were regulating it like soup nazis, monitoring how much you could take. I grabbed a small cup at a few stations during the wee morning hours, but once again, kept trucking. I'm sensing a "no time" theme...
And let's take a moment to discuss the Sharkie situation. Sharkies are hard to chew as it is. Frozen Sharkies are damn near impossible to chew. I will regret saying this, but I totally miss the sharkies in hot water of WTM 2011.
(4) Thou shall learn how to climb tactical ladders
|frozen tactical ladders. yum.|
(5) Thou shall not undestimate the power of logrolling
After logrolling for a mile and a half at the Death Race, I'm pretty sure I can handle two Kisses of Mud. Perhaps I don't have a "dizzy" switch, but I'll never understand how a 50-ft roll can get people all discombobulated.
(6) Thou shall not get wasted the night before
|Can't lose my lucky beanie|
(7) Thou shall get your ass in the water
Still applicable, but Walk the Plank was a million times less daunting this year, as we weren't jumping into the lake, but a man made hole. And it seemed to be about 10 feet shorter. But the swim back and forth across the lake was still there, and no less daunting. Tip on passing the time: chat with the lifeguards on kayaks and paddleboards. They are bored out of their minds
(8) Thou shall smile (and thank your volunteers)
|Smiling the whole way|
|Best part of the course|
(9) Thou shalt not stop for bathroom breaks
That's what wetsuits are for. And that massive sinkhole of sh*t in the woods. Though, for the love of God, I hope if you had to take a dump on the course, you stopped. Otherwise I'm blaming you for whatever nasty eye infections I come down with.
(10) Thou shall never travel alone
Of course, the last commandment is where I committed real sacrilege. Well, I take that back--there were cameras in my face for about 95% of the race, so I guess I was never REALLY alone. And while it was rather depressing and lonely at times to not have a running companion, it didn't mean I was the only one out there. The shouts of encouragement from other racers as I ran by kept me going, and stealing the small chats here and there with people moving at the same time. I put names to faces, and faces to names. I joked for a few moments with those around, and then shuffled on my merry way. Towards the end, I was being passed left and right by others moving faster than me. And when my strength failed me on Everest and the 12 ft walls as the night progressed, tons of people pitched in to get me through it. So while I didn't have the constant companionship like I had with Joel last year, I never felt utterly alone.
As I've said countless times before, it's the people and the fellow racers at these events that keep me coming back. And here, it was no different. I'm honored to run among all you amazing athletes, and I thank you for the help and support along the way.
Like I've said, it's amazing the difference a year makes. And if I wrote commandments this year, they'd look a hell of a lot different than last years. So maybe I will. Just maybe I will.